FORTUNE -- After more than five years writing an Apple (AAPL) blog, I think I've heard 'em all, from fanboy and lemming to sheeple and iCrap. What is it about this company that attracts such passionate detractors?
I've started a list. Feel free to add.
*From the boilerplate at the end of Apple's press releases.
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