FORTUNE -- It was a good week for Apple (AAPL) on the political comedy circuit, starting with Andy Borowitz's In poll about debt-ceiling crisis, Americans totally excited about new iPhone and closing with Saturday Night Live's Obamacare opener, which included this exchange:
Woman: I already have a complaint about Obamacare. My iPhone 5S broke and I took it to the Genius Bar and they would NOT fix it. I mean, what the hell is that?
Obama: OK. All right. I can see... I believe you're confusing Obamacare with AppleCare.
Woman: Well, either way, it happened on your watch.
iPad users "stop noticing other people altogether," according to the Borowitz Report
In a parody of a medical news report datelined Cupertino, humorist (and, we suspect, iPad owner) Andy Borowitz pokes fun at owners of Apple's (AAPL) hot-selling tablet computer.
"A new scientific study released today," he writes, "says that iPad owners are less likely to commit adultery 'because they stop noticing other people altogether.'
"The study also indicated that iPad owners are MOREPhilip Elmer-DeWitt - May 19, 2011 12:08 PM ET
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